Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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