i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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