At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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