It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She's the barista slut.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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