i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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