We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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