New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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