Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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