STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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