I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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