Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Sorry about my life...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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