sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Randomize
