grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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