ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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