I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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