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say what?
wanna hang out?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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