His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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