I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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