i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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