p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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