My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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