its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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