I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
