Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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