FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
