I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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