3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Plan B is the new Plan A
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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