Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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