the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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