Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
