My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
please don't ironically join a cult
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