I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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