ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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