dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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