My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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