Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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