Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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