Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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