I want to stick my p in your. b.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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