Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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