Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
