Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
