Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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