im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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