Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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