And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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