but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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