in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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