sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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