i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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