i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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